[Table #6/Prompt #7: Open Your Eyes] Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!!: 'Mastermind Matsumoto

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Title: 'Mastermind Matsumoto'
Fandom: Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!!
Prompt: Table #6/Prompt #7: Open Your Eyes
Character/Pairing: Matsumoto Hitoshi
Rating: G
Summary: There's nothing like making the perfect entrance to let everybody know just where they stand.
Authors Notes: Fic = Mine. Characters = Not Mine. Crossposted in slightly abbreviated form to sesquidrabbles for Challenge #28: Entrance. Spoilers for the Onigokko Batsu Game (specifically at 32:59).

There's nothing like making the perfect entrance to let everybody know just where they stand. It sends a firm message in the best possible way.

The assembled victims of the latest Gaki batsu game are already so paranoid, jumping at every little sound, unwilling to let themselves relax. What better time than now to let them know he's come, and to take advantage of that delightful paranoia?

Eyes wide open with adrenaline-fueled panic, it takes them a moment to notice the difference. When they do catch on, Matsumoto notices with keen delight the looks in their eyes. His fellow members seem relieved that he's not just another Oni come to kick their asses. At the same time, though, he sees a hint of dread--and he knows that he's got the other four right where he wants them: At his mercy.

Message received. Loud and clear.

Now that Mastermind Matsumoto has arrived on the scene, things are about to get a hell of a lot worse.