[Table #5/Prompt #50: Timidity] Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!!: 'I Wonder...?'

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Title: 'I Wonder...?'
Fandom: Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!!
Character/Pairing: Matsumoto Hitoshi, Hamada Masatoshi, Tanaka Naoki
Rating: G
Summary: "Have you come unhinged," he barked.
Notes: Fic = Mine. Characters = Not Mine. Crossposted to 100words, inspiring_tables, ficlets, and anythingdrabble.

At last, Matsumoto snapped. "Have you come unhinged," he barked.

Hamada blinked. "Eh? What's that about?

"You've been staring at me for the last twenty minutes. I don't trust you when you look like that."

Shaking his head, Hamada laughed. "You don't trust me, anyway!"

"That doesn't matter. Why do you keep staring at me?"

"I'm not staring at you; I'm staring at your head," his partner clarified. "I wonder if tsukkomi smacks hurt more to a bald head? We could have a batsu game about it. You could go against Tanaka."

At that, Tanaka's natural timidity took over. "Please don't," he nervously protested.