[Table #5/Prompt #26: Excite] Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!!: 'Ripped'

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Title: 'Ripped'
Fandom: Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!!
Character/Pairing: Matsumoto Hitoshi, Hamada Masatoshi
Rating: G
Summary: "I always start to worry when I catch you staring at me."
Notes: Fic = Mine. Characters = Not Mine. Crossposted to inspiring_tables and creativechallenges.

"You're staring again," Matsumoto warned, eyeing his comedy partner warily. "I always start to worry when I catch you staring at me."

Hamada laughed. "Sorry. Remember when we first got started in comedy, and your suits always looked too big for you?"

"What about it," Matsumoto asked.

"Now that you're working out all the time, you look like your suits are always about to burst."

"Aha." With an amused twinkle in his eyes, Matsumoto murmured, "I think you have a suit kink."

"What?!"

"I think that, now that I'm ripped, I excite you."

"I think you're delusional," Hamada muttered, rolling his eyes.